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If you’re gonna give up all carbs for the foreseeable future, you got a little crazy in you. But you’re not alone! Anyone, and everyone, who has tried the Keto diet knows how you feel. Here’s 15 tweets about Keto that will make you laugh or cry, depending on how much you miss bread.
Keto Tweets That Will Make You LOL
If you’re daydreaming about cheetos, or honestly wondering how much ice cream you can fit in your mouth, you’re probably on Keto. And you’re gonna love this tweet list.
I wanna love something as much as people love talking about their keto diets.
— Lindsey Pelas (@LindseyPelas) October 31, 2018
Some things that are statistically hard NOT to talk about once you start doing them:
• Burning Man
• Silent meditation 🤔
— Vlad Magdalin (@callmevlad) December 17, 2018
Starting a Keto diet today so that’s probably all you’ll hear me talk about until I inevitably fail miserably
— Dean Michael Unglert (@deanie_babies) October 1, 2018
Just ate a keto sloppy joe for dinner on Halloween. No dessert.
I guess this is what hell feels like.
— Jordynne Grace (@JordynneGrace) October 31, 2018
Is crying because you have to empty the dishwasher a common side effect of going Keto?
— Housy Wife (@wife_housy) June 18, 2018
My new meal plan is a hybrid of Vegan and Keto.
I call it the Veto diet. Basically I deny myself any foods that make me happy.
And I can drink only water or tears.
— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) August 14, 2018
I lost 800 pounds (7 friends) since i started the keto diet
— Krispy Scream (@mitchysuch) August 12, 2018
I've switched to a mostly keto diet. 60% meat and fat. 30% desserts. 10% miscellaneous.
— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) December 27, 2018
Christmas: where three months of Keto gets destroyed in three days.
— elias toufexis (@EliasToufexis) December 24, 2018
I ate Oreos and nachos for dinner but, sure, I’d love to hear about your Keto diet
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) August 13, 2018
Being hungry in an airport while on keto: oh cool I can have almonds 😂😂
— Katy (@lustrelux) June 26, 2018
Day 20 of Keto.
If I die, bury me with a cookie in my mouth.#keto
— Terry Maggert (@TerryMaggert) June 14, 2018
Looked into keto diet but it looked way too complex. So I'm sitting here eating dumplings.
— Kim Chi (@KimChi_Chic) August 25, 2017
keto is a fun word for hungry
— z (@zacharydyke) December 26, 2018
Welcome to your 30's. A cauliflower substitute has replaced all the carbs you love and the only joy you get is watching shows about murder.
— dizzle_saint_james (@Ummhowaboutno_) January 16, 2018